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Article appeared in Corporate Viagra®Do You Need It? Can You Get It? Is It Fun?"IN A COMPANY LONG AGOIN A BOARDROOM FAR AWAY" "FLACCID!!" The only female board member snapped out suddenly. "LIMP!!" The chairman choked off his presentation mid-word, his eyes bulging, his throat constricting into a gurgle. The others froze, looking straight ahead, catching no one's eye. "NOT UP TO IT ANYMORE!!" Louder now. She slammed the table with her fist. Who was she referring to? Who was she taking to? Someone here? At her age... ? Who would..? Alice was glaring right at the chairman. Surely not Alice and Harry! "IMPOTENT!!" Her face, normally pale, was now flushed. A shank of her steel gray bun had sprung high on her head, impelled by her vigor. She was pointing right at him. Jab! Jab! Jab! "IMPOTENT! LIMP! FLACCID!" A ghastly smile flickered across his numb face. He couldn't seem to control his mouth. Words were squeezing from his lips. "Well!... he! ... ah!.. he! ... Alice... well, ah ... none of us, hm... are getting any ah... younger...er, ah..." "PSCHA!!" Disgust in her voice. They all cringed. Is there such a word? the chairman thought errantly, his mind still refusing to deal with this. The new director leafed through his papers, looking for a place to hide. "DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF!!", she hissed. She was now impaling the report on the table with that sharp finger. They could see the yellow cover dent. Stab! Stab! Stab! "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE COMPANY!! She grew quieter for a moment, breathing sharply through her nose, pushing her rampant gray hair back into place. "THE COMPANY! IT'S IMPOTENT! "Its a long time since I've seen any excitement over there. Doesn't anyone want to penetrate a new market? God knows, this thing", she viciously stabbed the report again, "this thing, tells me there is a lot of market out there. And, let me tell YOU something, there's a lot of stiff competition out there doing something about it. Now she grew quiet, "Harry! this company is acting like it's in late middle age. It's only thirty seven years old and ... and it can't hack it any more. Like some..." She pointedly refrained from finishing the rest of that sentence. The chairman steadfastly ignored a choking sound from somewhere to his left. "If we don't DO something soon, it's going to start dying. And the economy just can't go on like this either." She paused a while. "What it needs, what it really needs", she was picking up speed again, "what the company really needs is a strong dose of VIAGRA! Corporate ImpotenceAll across the country, every month, directors and managers think such thoughts. Privately. Quietly. Seldom voicing them and then only one-on-one. When they do, they use other images, other analogies. And never tell the CEO. The very person who should be the first to know, is the last to be told. But problems of drooping enthusiasm, softening drives, problems of corporate impotence, do exist. One way or another they must be addressed. As the likelihood of economic downturn grows, the urgency grows. An extraordinary similarity exists between corporate and human male potency. Both are functions of psychology, vigor, energy, money, health, opportunity and age. For both man and company, an early sign of sickness, depression, fear or age is impotence. Partial, intermittent or persistent. In both cases, impotence is seldom discussed. In males, shame and embarrassment are often at the root of it's denial, but it is mostly ignored. Though the recent advent of Viagra is causing the condition in males to be raised more often, its still a source of embarrassment. In Corporate Impotence, the reason is blindness. This disorder has not been given widespread recognition or a formal name, and the condition is not noticed, even by those most effected. Companies, after all, seldom have partners who complain forcefully. Clients seldom do; they go elsewhere for service. Once Corporate Impotence becomes late stage, it will be noticed. But by then, the pathology is well advanced and impotence is overshadowed by other corporate diseases that are recognizable and have names. By the time everyone sees them, it is too late. Corporate Impotence, especially the early stage, is the first indicator of deep-lying problems. Untreated problems will grow and fester in the darkness. Until the economy turns down, until the market or the industry or technology changes, until pain brings them into the light. Corporate Impotence has many symptoms, many expressions and many degrees of pathology. Though ineffectiveness, the inability to make things happen, to cause events to take place in the company and the marketplace, is at it's core. In the early stages, symptoms can be intermittent, partial, subtle and usually explained away as something else. But, as the condition progresses the symptoms will become intense, constant and quiet unmistakable. Finally, inexcusable.
Paralysis OrA few of the indicators/symptoms that we see quite often are shown above. (To get a longer list just ask a middle manager casually what he thinks are the symptoms of organizational ineffectiveness.) The presence of any or even all of the early-stage indicators is not definitive: Severity, duration and a host of other factors play a role. Sooner or later the early indicators turn into late stage symptoms. And just one can be fatal. But we never find just one. In our work, we use two instruments to take the guesswork out of early stage diagnosis. One is a short questionnaire for senior managers to establish probable cause and to make a preliminary diagnosis. The other, The Corporate Vitality Profile (CVP) is quite extensive. It addresses all the factors we mentioned above, and many others. Some obvious, some subtle. All unique predectors/precursors of corporate impotence. Every company has a unique vitality profile. Of the hundred plus factors the CVP addresses, we can never predict which will apply to any one company. But if early stage impotence is there, the company will show at least thirty symptoms. This CVP questionnaire has proven to be much more practical and cost effective then the most extensive interviewing. We use so comprehensive an instrument as the CVP primarily to enable management to prove conclusively to itself that the problem exists. Managements, like individuals, can be unconsciously reluctant, even unwilling, to face uncomfortable and embarrassing realities unless there is overwhelming evidence, and unless someone courageously holds the mirror. We also use the comprehensive CVP to define clearly and explicitly the underlying causes so that clear and explicit corrective actions will be taken. The differences between human impotence and corporate impotence, between Viagra and Corporate Viagra, are profound. Viagra deals with the human body; Corporate Viagra deals with the spirit of the company. In males, Viagra works without improving the underlying physical conditions. It is a temporary fix. The problems continue to exist. The corporate equivalent works by healing the organization at a deep and central level. And its effect is not temporary; it is long term. In men, age is always the limiting factor and it plays an ever more dominant role. But companies have an advantage that individuals do not have: they can be immortal. Corporate Viagra works by renewing, re-vitalizing companies. Restoring them to younger, healthier, more entrepreneurial, more aggressive, more creative, more potent states. It is quick. Results show in days. And it is this renewal and regeneration that causes the surge in effectiveness and performance. So, what is this Corporate Viagra? It is a brief, intense process that is led by the CEO. This process - in polite company we call it the Corporate Renewal Process - triggers an instinctive renewal response that is inherent in all organizations. It has been known for eighty years or more that companies which "turnaround" from the brink of disaster, almost always under new managements, undergo this innate renewal, re-vitalization response. They return to a younger more vibrant state. And it shows almost immediately on their bottom lines. What is not nearly so well known, is that healthy, un-troubled units within these companies, units which keep their managements, also achieve the same inherent response, experience the same increase of potency and achieve the same, often better, profit surges. The do this from a position of strength rather than weakness, from ambition rather than desperation. It was our observation and research into this phenomenon that led us to develop the Corporate Renewal Process. Simply put, these businesses had been touched and transformed at some fundamental level. Their very spirit, essential core had been renewed and re-ignited. And it was the renewed spirit that caused everything else to happen. Almost effortlessly. This is not the place for a philosophic discussion on the existence of the corporate spirit. (cf. THE PREEMPTIVE TURNAROUND and FIRE IN THE CORPORATE BELLY) Just for now, let us accept the fact that: A company has a psyche, a spirit, an essential core; this spirit resides mostly in the relationships between the managers and the teams; relationships, under the right conditions can change easily; a change in the spirit causes a change in the performance of the company. Many intuitive leaders feel these to be axiomatic and behave accordingly. Traditionally, corporate transformations (that retain existing managements) have relied on massive process and structural reengineering to work. They cost a great deal in time and effort, take a long time and are successful only thirty percent of the time. But Corporate Viagra, working directly with the spirit of the company, has no such limitations. It's success rate is much closer to a hundred percent. For practical purposes, it does not matter what constitutes the corporate spirit or where it is. What matters is that it can be addressed directly. Put the CEO and the senior managers in a room and the spirit of the company is there. If this sounds mystical, hang in there. It may sound like magic and it may work like magic, but it is profoundly practical. Also, for the skeptical among our readers, the senior managers are those most responsible for conditions as they are; they will have to change first in any corporate transformation, however easy. People may find it hard to change themselves. But, under the right conditions, relationships between people can change very easily. Change relationships at a deep level and the spirit changes. The Corporate Renewal Process, because it triggers an instinctive response within a company, is profoundly simple. It is led by the CEO/managing officer. It is driven by management. It is facilitated by a professional business catalyst who guides the process and triggers the changes. Using the renewal process, the CEO causes the essential core of the company to address frontally - and to reject cathartically - the traits within that are causing the problems and to generate in their place the corporate attributes that are needed for corporate potency. To begin the Corporate Renewal Process, only one person needs to needs to see and acknowledge the existence of corporate ineffectiveness and determine to begin. That is the CEO or managing officer. Others may see the need but unless the CEO commits nothing can happen. He must have the courage to lead his people, to start the process. In fact, middle managers, who are first to see and complain (to each other) of the problem, are the most reluctant to take the medicine. And, in a real sense, it is their medicine. The renewal process has just seven steps, really seven transitions. With the right intent and the right attitude on the part of the CEO, these transitions happen by themselves.
The mechanism is profoundly simple. The CEO and management team sit down and address the issues. One by one. Not just intellectually but also emotionally. As long as the CEO and the catalyst do not allow the managers to run away emotionally, and keeps firmly before them the transitions he wants to happen, and demands bottom line effect for all the actions the team comes up with, all the rest will follow. Results begin to show immediately. Initially within the emotional life of the team and the company. Then on the bottom line. The first result is a palpable sense of relief. There are no more secrets. This happens within the first couple of hours. The second is the simplification of the politics of the company as its success becomes the real goal of the team and it's individual members. Other complicating politics vanish as inconsequential and trivial. Managers are now helping each other. The third is the coming into being of the team as an empowered entity that can address any issue of the company or it's own members. And with authority cause it to be resolved. There is the growing enthusiasm, as the team, individually and collectively, defines it's future in terms that makes sense. (Few people are motivated by numbers and most plans are expressed that way.) The managers and the teams accept accountability and the expectation of being held accountable. The managers know, not just intellectually but viscerally, that changes can and are being made. Decisions get made with increasing speed and things start happening. And the company is potent again. Many, many more things happen also that depend on the unique condition and state of each company. But as they happen and are translated into actions that have positive bottom line impact then performance grows. Often it surges. The bottom-line results that we have seen from this Corporate Renewal Process have been consistent, always significant and sometimes remarkable, ranging into the millions. It appears that once the process is wholeheartedly driven by the CEO, it cannot fail to have the most positive results on the emotional life of the company, on it's effectiveness and on is performance. While "corporate impotence" is not a term that is often used, every manager knows exactly what it feels like. And knows exactly it's consequence to both company and people. What has not been well understood is that there exists a Corporate Viagra that can be taken for this condition. That it works rapidly and well. That it works not only for companies in difficulties but even better for companies that are healthy. That the only requirement for it to work, is a CEO with the courage to make his managers look deep into the spirit of their company. And not flinch. Viagra is a registered Trade Mark of Pfizer Laboratories. This site and all of our other websites, ( 6 of them), run on Westhost virtual servers. 90% of our client websites are hosted by Westhost. Yes, it's priced right but it would still be a good deal at 3 times the price. Need help ordering and setting up with Westhost? If you order through us we'll walk you through it. Call before clicking on the banner 312-437-3777. We've been using Westhost since it was a little company and they've never let us down! Home Page | About this Site | Membership | Consultants |Business Library | E- Commerce Chicago Consulting Resources - A Directory of Consulting Information |